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New Year Resolutions 2010

Posted January 2nd, 2010 by The LKP Team

Every year, at the beginning, there's this thing called the New Year's Resolution, which you make to forget. Well, we over here make those too. We make them also to make you read.

So what was your previous year's resolution? To quit masturbation? To study harder so that you don't graduate with a gpa of 2.49? If you didn't achieve it, you're not alone. The #1 reason why people fail to achieve their NYRs is because they don't need it in the first place. Do you really hate masturbation? No, you just lack the opportunity to have real sex. Do you really love to study? No, you're just scared that you will end up wasting your time in Uni, an activity which you are already accustomed to.

So stop finding excuses to set NYRs. Find excuses to break them and you will know what you truly want. Here are some of our NYRs from the LKP staff.

 The Old Man

1) Plan for my retirement
2) Plan for my son's retirement
3) Plan for my daughter-in-law's retirement

KH
Buy more cool shades and make a Peter Chao video. A sex tape would be nice.

 

zeqi

Buy a so that I don't need to squeeze with other people on trains and buses. And stop writing the stupid Morning Rush.

yourCFA

yourCFA

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The CFA institution didn't like the idea of me putting the CFA logo on my posts and as my display pic. So this year, I'm gonna design another display pic and banner for my articles.

Also, I'll be writing more financial articles for you young people out there who don't give s*** about your own financial conditions. I'm going to show you more ways to control your expenses and increase your income as the economy is not going to do any better(I believe). Stay tuned.

sEtH

sEtH

Work more, play more, and nail more girls. And a might be nice. =)

The LKP Birthday Team

I want to seek funding for the future productions of our videos. After that, we're going to go big and make at least 5 birthday videos a year. We are even going to make wedding videos!

Wait, am I even a person?

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