Hi everyone. I haven't been updating this blog for 2 years and today I'm gonna tell you what I've been through for these 2 years.

I started out this website because of 2 reasons - 1) I wanted to be famous and 2) I wanted to be rich. I bought this domain and hosting, installed drupal, spent months configuring it, and started posting some funny stuff. Then I waited. Months pass by and there was only like 20-30 unique visitors every month, most of them not human anyways. Soon I realize I was spending too much time on something that I liked but did not made me any money. Back then I was still a college student survivng on part-time jobs and online trading. Eventually I had to focus my energy on other things that would feed myself first.

I went on to several businesses during the last 5 years. I started juggling school and business but found it tough because I was in a very competitive and time consuming business. Later on I managed to find something which allows me to use my spare time to make some income and at the same time be very focused in my studies. My hard work paid off and I graduated satisfactory grades with some savings. I was happy for sometime. Strangely enough, I had forgotton all about this website at that point of time.

The typical geek to-do list: make love, grow taller, go somewhere, download youtube videos, tie a tie, train their dragon, lose weight, get somewhere else again, lose a little more weight, then jailbreak their iphones.

 Can I assume that Google is racist? Or is it just Singaporeans?

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying "Free to good home, You want it you take it".

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal, looks to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

 I paid $438.95 for that.

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

In the Singapore context, that's called Chao Keng.

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.